Score: 7

"Evil"

submission: OCD+

date: October 16, 2009

I got K and Big O with a laptop keyboard, lego brick, and rubik's cube. Now I have to get the other 4.

I hate you.

Score: 4

"Fail"

submission: The Stupidity Test

date: October 4, 2009

Cows, like all mammals, do drink milk.
And it's ALBERT Einstein, not Alfred.

Score: 10

"Like many of your games,"

submission: This is the Only Level

date: August 26, 2009

it made me want to rip my keyboard in half and throw it out the window, while I laughed at your antics, and could hardly enjoy myself more. Great game.

Score: 10

"%u2193%u2193%u2193 You people are assholes."

submission: Jackie

date: June 2, 2009

This movie is awesome. Stop pissing off its creator. He deserves respect, not stupid chain comments from you annoying pricks.

Score: 10

"HOLY SHIT AWESOME"

submission: Morningstar

date: May 31, 2009

Amazing story and the best graphics I've ever seen in a flash game. 11/10, 6/5.

Score: 10

"I FINALLY KILLED MADAGASCAR!"

submission: Pandemic II

date: May 30, 2009

Amazing game. It brings up a few ethical questions, but is fun nonetheless. SWINE FLU! PANIC! PANIC! EVERYONE PANIC! (And why does Madagascar always shut down everything so soon?)

Score: 8

"Ah, Missingno..."

submission: Missingno Don't Save Etc.

date: May 30, 2009

For the record, talk to the old man in Viridian City, immediately fly to Cinnabar Island, surf up and down the east coast. DON'T CATCH IT. You get 255 of your ninth item. Also, some graphics stop working and the Hall of Fame breaks.

Good movie. Inventive concept. 8/10

Score: 8

"Disturbingly hilarious."

submission: How the Swine Flu Started

date: May 22, 2009

"I've been involved in every media induced panic including ebola, toilet snakes, bird flu, dog flu, swine flu and pretty much every other flu that you can't get unless you actually fornicate with the animal it's named for. And as a parting gift, I'll give you some advice. Narrow it down to two symptoms, vomiting and diarrhoea. Because it just ain't E.coli unless you're firing out both exits." - Doctor Cox

Expected, but kept me laughing the whole time. Good job.

Score: 6

"Don't be so smug."

submission: Earth Hour

date: April 4, 2009

The flash was OK. The animation was relatively good, but I didn't find this particularly humorous. The music didn't really fit either. Now, on to political rant:

Earth hour is a joke. People turn their lights off for one hour and act smug about how much they've "helped the earth." Compared to modern electricity chugging devices like refrigerators, computers, and televisions, lights are becoming a smaller and smaller portion of US electricity usage every year. If you use florescent lights, which consume a large amount of electricity when turning on, then shutting those off for an hour had about nil effect on total power consumption. Hybrid cars don't help the earth either. The process involved in making that expensive rechargeable battery releases all kinds of toxic crap into the environment.

I did not participate in Earth Hour. However, I have had the lights off in my room for the past four hours even though it's pitch black outside, using my laptop which consumes a very small amount of electricity. So shoot me.

In conclusion, instead of participating in a minor event once per year, try to be more eco-friendly all year long. Walk if it's close enough. Turn off the lights before you leave the room. Drive in a way that uses less gasoline (Hint: Try hitting the brakes only when absolutely necessary. If there's a red light up ahead, don't drive as fast as possible to the area and then brake. Take your foot off the gas pedal and slowly approach the light. People will honk at you, but you can ignore them. By the time you reach the light, it will change to green.) Turn the thermostat to 60 in winter and 75 in summer.

tl;dr: Earth hour is for being smug. Save some electricity 24/7/365 instead.

Score: 10

"ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!"

submission: :: Achievements ::

date: April 4, 2009

It would be even more hilarious if there actually was an achievement for watching this.

Here are some of my favorite rediculous achievements: "Spend $400,000 of ammunition in a single life" - Team Fortress 2. "Defeat an entire campgain without taking any friendly fire damage" - Left 4 Dead. "Take the gnome from the beginning of the first level and drag it all the way to the last level" - Half Life 2: Episode 2. "Earn 15 Scout achievements" - TF2. "Kill all 312 antlion grubs in chapter 3" - EP2.