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[Earth Hour]

Don't be so smug.

The flash was OK. The animation was relatively good, but I didn't find this particularly humorous. The music didn't really fit either. Now, on to political rant:

Earth hour is a joke. People turn their lights off for one hour and act smug about how much they've "helped the earth." Compared to modern electricity chugging devices like refrigerators, computers, and televisions, lights are becoming a smaller and smaller portion of US electricity usage every year. If you use florescent lights, which consume a large amount of electricity when turning on, then shutting those off for an hour had about nil effect on total power consumption. Hybrid cars don't help the earth either. The process involved in making that expensive rechargeable battery releases all kinds of toxic crap into the environment.

I did not participate in Earth Hour. However, I have had the lights off in my room for the past four hours even though it's pitch black outside, using my laptop which consumes a very small amount of electricity. So shoot me.

In conclusion, instead of participating in a minor event once per year, try to be more eco-friendly all year long. Walk if it's close enough. Turn off the lights before you leave the room. Drive in a way that uses less gasoline (Hint: Try hitting the brakes only when absolutely necessary. If there's a red light up ahead, don't drive as fast as possible to the area and then brake. Take your foot off the gas pedal and slowly approach the light. People will honk at you, but you can ignore them. By the time you reach the light, it will change to green.) Turn the thermostat to 60 in winter and 75 in summer.

tl;dr: Earth hour is for being smug. Save some electricity 24/7/365 instead.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Srs business!

[One Big Morphing Orgasm]

Wow!

So much creative drawing talent, a great song that times well with the morphings, and it's even a SCREENSAVER! There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tounges of man to describe how good this is. </LordOfTheRingsReference> </Nerdiness> </Comment>

Seriously. Great job!

TheBoogley responds:

RELEASE THE ORKS!! :O

[Dubya-Doo 5: Palin Power]

Haven't you had enough?

At the start of the series, I could appreciate your witty humor. However, this is really just a copy + paste slander movie against ALL Republicans. I don't know if you've realized it, but Fox has become MUCH more liberal than it has in the past. I know EXACTLY what's going to happen tomorrow. (You're ignoring the fact that Obama attempted to buy the election by spending more than any candidate since the 70s.) The news will announce Obama's victory, and he will spend ANOTHER $2,000,000. Then, one of two things will happen when the ACTUAL votes (not exit polls) are counted.

a) Obama wins. By February, you'll all see that Obama is more of a bumbling idiot and a pawn than George Bush is made to be in your show. A Republican (probably McCain) will be elected in 2012.

b) McCain wins. People will complain that he "stole" the election. A recount or two will occur. After WEEKS of crap, Obama will have to accept that McCain won. Obama will dissappear forever into the forgotten world of failed candidates like Kerry and Dukakis. Hillary will be back and will once again try to be President in 2012.

Either way, you'll be disappointed.

[Trad Animation Collection]

Pretty damn good!

You could easily get a job for an animation company like Disney.
I wonder if anyone there frequents this site. Great job!

RWappin responds:

Well Disney is starting to make traditionally drawn films again. I can only hope more studios start doing the same.